Portland Short Bus
Portland Short Bus loves drinkers - so much, in fact, that we offer guided tours of Portland area wineries, distilleries, and bars. Our buses are also available for private party rentals.

Please call (971) 209-2859 or email bus@portlandshortbus.com for more information.
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Open to the Public Short Bus Tours

Thursday Oct 2nd 2014 @ 12:00pm
Ticket Price: $40 Each
7 of 13 seats are still available.
How many do you want:

Wine tasting isn't just a scenic cruise through tranquil countryside surrounding Portland - nay, you can enjoy it right here this fall in our own fair city - Portland has a thing for vintage. There are no fewer than 9 wineries right here in the urban heart of Portland. Just like our distilleries, breweries, and restaurants these places are aces. Hop on the Short Bus with up to 12 other revelers and let us provide you with a ride around town to these fantastic wineries. Plenty of sipping, you leave the driving to us. The tour goes from Noon-5pm and will hit four urban wineries.  

 

 Guided Tour Includes:

-Guide/driver

-Picnic basket filled with plastic wine glasses,  beer/wine openers, cooler (no ice).

-Playlist that covers all genres for fun listening music while sipping wine on bus

-Drinking/eating privileges on the bus (you may bring your own snacks and beverages on bus (no hard alcohol permitted on wine tours)

-Pre-selected wineries chosen by your guide

-Special Deals for Portland Short Bus Riders from wineries!

 

Pick up/drop off at the EastBurn @12:00pm-4:45/5:00pm

The EastBurn

1800 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214

(503) 236-2876

http://www.theeastburn.com/

 

Tastings fees are not included in cost of ticket.  Tastings vary from $5-10, and you can enjoy extra deals for riding Portland Short Bus!  

Bring your confirmation e-mail at EastBurn and receive 10% off your meal either before or after the tour.

 

PDX Urban Wine Info:http://pdxurbanwineries.com/

 

*Tickets are non-refundable

*Must have minimum of (4) people purchase tickets the day before Wine Tour for bus to go out.

Saturday Oct 11th 2014 @ 7:00pm
Ticket Price: $35 Each
10 of 12 seats are still available.
How many do you want:
We now offer end of night drop off at your home/hotel for $20 per address.
Please view this map before you select drop off service
# of drop off addresses:

Did you know Portland is a mecca for Strip Clubs?  Who doesn’t love some boobies, I  mean COME ON.  Portland Short Bus DOES enjoy boobies, so let us take you on a bountiful night of them.  This tour lasts 5 hours and we will visit all manner of strip clubs-from the dives to the sexy, we've got you covered.   

 

This GUIDED tour comes with:

Host

Driver

Tunes

Water

Pre-selected Clubs/itinerary

Drinking supplies: solo cups, beer/wine openers (you may bring your own alcohol on the bus as well, but just like all things hedonistic, moderation is key).

 

Prot-tip: Bring cash (or be prepared to pull out cash at strip clubs) so you can avoid being dicks (goes for the ladies too) and tip our lovely dancers.  

 

Please Note:

At Portland Short Bus we have a vested interest in keeping drunk drivers off the road.  So, be forewarned that pick up and drop off are not the same location.  They ARE however, less than 2 miles away from one another so you can SAFELY decided your next course of action for getting home.  You may purchase shuttling services for an additional $20, and the Portland Short Bus will drop you and your crew and your desired location (within the blob map).

 

Meet up is Sassy's @7pm

927 SE Morrison St, Portland, OR 97214

 

*Tickets are non-refundable.

Saturday Oct 18th 2014 @ 12:00pm
Ticket Price: $35 Each
13 of 13 seats are still available.
How many do you want:

Going to Halloween Festivities this season and need to pick up some refreshments?  You've come to right spot, we've got you covered.  And, lucky for you, you get to sample the wares. Wine tasting never had it so good as when you're on an old squeaky spooky schoolbus.  Join Portland Short Bus and twelve other ghost travelers and let us whisk you around town to these fantastic wineries. Plenty of sipping, you leave the driving to us. The tour goes from 12-4:45pm and will hit four urban wineries, staying for about 45 minutes at each one.  We provide sober driver, tunes, bottled water, and yes, you may certainly consume your wine purchases on our bus. Our meet-up and drop off location is at the centrally located restaurant The EastBurn.

 

Guided Tour Includes:

-Guide/driver

-Picnic basket filled with plastic wine glasses,  beer/wine openers, cooler (no ice).

-Playlist that covers all genres for fun listening music while sipping wine on bus

-Drinking/eating privileges on the bus (you may bring your own snacks and beverages on bus (no hard alcohol permitted on wine tours)

-Pre-selected wineries chosen by your guide

-Special Deals for Portland Short Bus Riders from wineries!

 

Tastings fees are not included in cost of ticket.  Tastings vary from $5-10, and you can enjoy extra deals for riding Portland Short Bus!  

Bring your confirmation e-mail at EastBurn and receive 10% off your meal either before or after the tour.

PDX Urban Wine Info:http://pdxurbanwineries.com/

 

Pick up/drop off at the EastBurn @12:00pm-4:45/5:00pm

The EastBurn

1800 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214

http://www.theeastburn.com/

 

*Tickets are non-refundable

*Must have minimum of (4) people purchase tickets 24 hrs prior to Wine Tour for bus to go out.

 

Please do not call EastBurn directly, please contact Portland Short Bus for all tour related questions

 

Friday Oct 31st 2014 @ 7:00pm
Ticket Price: $40 Each
12 of 12 seats are still available.
How many do you want:
We now offer end of night drop off at your home/hotel for $20 per address.
Please view this map before you select drop off service
# of drop off addresses:

With Halloween fast approaching, it's time to dust those costumes off and start making plans.  Mexican chicken or dolphin trainer?  These are the questions you need to ask yourself.  Join Portland Short Bus for an epic night of boozing, bar-ing, and dancing, as we visit 5/6 bars.  Costumes mandatory, you won't regret it! Prizes given out the the bestest and most creative costumes.  As always, controlled debauchery is always encouraged, and being as such, you may bring your own booze and snacks on the bus.  Just be sure to share with the class.

 

Guided Halloweenie Tour Includes:

Sober Driver

Unsober Host

Cooler with Ice and bottled H20

Preselected fun bars chosen by your guide

Tunes (you may request songs too, just so long as they are not lame)

Prizes for the best costumes

 

Please note that drop off is not the same as meet-up address.  We are committed to keeping drunk drivers off the road, and as such, we will not drop intoxicated individuals off at their car.  However, final bar will be less than 2 miles away from starting.  You may purchase shuttling drop off service at the end of the night for an additional $20 per address (see map boundaries).

 

*Tickets are non-refundable

Saturday Nov 8th 2014 @ 12:00pm
Ticket Price: $35 Each
13 of 13 seats are still available.
How many do you want:

It's time to pull out your turtle necks and corduroys people, Fall is in the air.  And what better way than to celebrate being clothed again, then with some wine?  OK, you caught me, there is ALWAYS a reason to celebrate and drink wine. Join Portland Short Bus for a day of wine tasting on our PDX Urban Wine Tour as we amble around visiting local wineries.  Our tour is just under 5 hours long and you never even have to leave the comforts of Portland. Speaking of comforts, did I mention you can drink wine, eat snacks, and listen to tunes on the bus?  So come relax and drink wine on a squeaky short bus- we'll do the driving. Our meet-up and drop off location is at the centrally located restaurant The EastBurn.

 

Guided Tour Includes:

-Guide/driver

-Picnic basket filled with plastic wine glasses,  beer/wine openers, cooler (no ice).

-Playlist that covers all genres for fun listening music while sipping wine on bus

-Drinking/eating privileges on the bus (you may bring your own snacks and beverages on bus (no hard alcohol permitted on wine tours)

-Pre-selected wineries chosen by your guide

-Special Deals for Portland Short Bus Riders from wineries!

 

Pick up/drop off at the EastBurn @12:00pm-4:45/5:00pm

The EastBurn

1800 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214

(503) 236-2876

http://www.theeastburn.com/

 

Tastings fees are not included in cost of ticket.  Tastings vary from $5-10, and you can enjoy extra deals for riding Portland Short Bus!  

Bring your confirmation e-mail at EastBurn and receive 10% off your meal either before or after the tour.

 

*Tickets are non-refundable

*Must have a minimum of (4) people for tour to proceed 24 hours prior to departure